Much has been made of the letter left by the outgoing President for the incoming President. Through a lot of subterfuge I have obtained a copy of the letter written by George W Bush to Barack Obama
Dear Sir/President,
I'm the former leader of the worlds largest country. I have been removed from office but have access to funds that are tied to certain "contracts." Unfortunately I must demonstrate I possesses of an savings account with $1 million dollars American to access these contracts which are worth more than $30 million dollars American.If you would provide to me the initial $1 million I will split with you the $30 million dollars 50/50. It will take around one week for me to access the funds then I will send you your $12 million dollars American.I am presently residing in the city of Dallas in the country of Texas and hope to hear from you soon.
Yours Truly,
Former PresidentGeorge W (puddinhead) Bush
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This is the funniest one yet. Too bad this joke is so topical. Come back George, we'll miss your humor! Maybe he could be given a post in the new administration: Vice-President, Receiving Department, Ministry of Scorn, Ridicule, Satire, and Abuse.
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