9:32 pm
Still updating, going to grab another cup of coffee.
9:47 pm
Whohoo green I scored a refund.
9:59 pm
Red, I pay. bummer.
10:04 pm
Green Yea!
10:05 pm
Red again, dang it.
10:06 pm
Still red.
10:10pm
Still red, better check the income boxes, must have typed something in wrong.
10:13pm
Great, fixed an error and now it is redder.
10:19pm
Coffee isn't doing it - I am getting a beer from the secret beer fridge (don't tell anyone about it).
10:20pm
Umm beer.
10:25pm
Checking numbers again - still red.
10:29 pm
Still red.
10:35 pm
Change income to $10 just to watch it turn green.
10:38 pm
Decided I will lose some liberties if I keep it at $10, correct income - yup red again.
10:44 pm
Time to start on deductions - I need another beer.
10:54 pm
Umm beer. Deductions here I come.
11:01 pm
Why is it still red?
11:05 pm
Why can't I deduct that? I need something stiffer than beer.
11:08 pm
Umm Scotch.
11:15 pm
Why can't I claim the cats as dependents? They can't even fill their water bowl or food.
11:19 pm
Boy this Scotch is smoother than I thought, better pour another glass.
11:24 pm
I know I paid more interest than that. I am calling Chase!
11:28 pm
Nice music, boy how did this bottle of scotch get sooo llooow so qucily
11:31 pm
Hung up phone. Wonder if liquor can be considered a tax preparation expense?
11:34 pm
Bottle empty. Box still red. Life Sucks! (Cat watches me cry)
11:58 pm
It's all good - so what if I have to pay taxes, people starving in Africa don't even have turbotax.
(Glad I found more booze though)
12:05 am
Stoopid compoter all blurrry. Grate I gottsta get me new monitor to finith my taxees.
12:28 am
Gonna go to bed, will finish in the morning, these taxes have given me quite a little headache. 12:48 am
Why is the house spinning! It must be a tornado!!! I must remember to stay away from flying monkeys!
12.55 pm
Tornado passed but I am gonna crawl to bed. Just to be safe.
1:01 am
What do you mean I didn't hit save!!!!!!!!!
9:30am
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2 comments:
That's hilarious! I hope mine go well, or I may need some Paxil.
Hello? Uh, yes, this is the Oklahoma Dept. of Natural Resources. This is a phone number still legible on a 2008 1040 form we found wadded-up and stuffed inside a corked Scotch bottle floating on Lake Eufaula. The name on the form is Darren M... something. Can’t quite make out the rest due to large red marker scribbling saying something about if Tim can get away with it, so can I!! Were not sure what this means, but if this would be of any value to you, please contact us at: 1-800-DNR-BYOB. Thank you. Oh, and if you do wish to claim this form, you might want to bring along your rod; the sea kittens are biting something fierce lately.
Darren,the good news is, I like your blog. The bad news is, I like your blog. Great time line! And watch-out for those flying(or smoking) monkeys. Jeff
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